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When you are not looking at me, it is like I don't exist.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Girl you have cuter dimples than a cardioid!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny
Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my "beam".
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean
Do you drink a lot of Snapple because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Your eyes are the sky, your lips are my sea, and your body is the land where I want to live.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
My love for you is like y=2^x... exponentially growing.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, math, reverse
Wanna come back to my room?...and see my 166mhz Pentium?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
I'll let you be like my Winamp window - Always on Top.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, dirty
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
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