Best pick up lines ever

Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, funny
My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'm used to staying up all night.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
If magic existed, it would be in your eyes.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I'm currently taking applications for a little spoon position. 1-10, how would you rate your cuddling abilities?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, cute, dirty
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
No one turns me on and off quite the way you do.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
I want to be your favourite hello, and hardest goodbye.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
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