You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
Breathing isn't the only thing that gets hard when I'm next to you.
I'm placing you on the endangered species list...Because, baby, you're one of a kind.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
Hold the sugar, baby. You're sweet enough!