Sit on my face and I will eat my way to your heart.
You are a treasure that cannot be hidden as you shine so bright.
I was going to kill myself due to heavy course load at Harvard, but then I saw your pictures.
Is there a rainbow today? Oh because I just found my treasure!
If I had a penny for every time I thought of you, I'd have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
Are u a flight attendant? Coz u gonna be plane with this dick soon.
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
Sit back and relax...I fix broken hearts.
You have a trojan? Hmm...I think I'll need to take a look at that backdoor.