I have all of these medals, but what I'd really like to win is your heart.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Can you say Constantinople backwards? Me neither, but I just wanted to ask.
I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
Dear Crush, don't be scared if a fat guy in a red suit snatches you away on Christmas Eve. Sincerely, You were on my wish list.
All we have to do is breathe together, and everything will be ok.
Do you know what a Timberwolf is? (No.) That's a guy that chases a girl up a tree and kisses her in-between the limbs.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
You know why King Solomon had 700 wives? Because he never met a one of a kind beauty like you.