Did you know your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated?
I won't set my phone to silent just in case there's a chance I'll hear from you.
If I was a plant you'd make my roots extend.
I just broke my G-string. Can I borrow yours?
I'm a drummer, banging is what we do.
I want to not fall in love with you all over again.
I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...