I wish I could select all of your clothes and press Delete.
There are only two beautiful girls in the world, and you are both of them.
My Mother told me to pick the very best one and you are it.
Date me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gertrude?
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
Let me be the protagonist of your dreams and I promise I'll wake you up every morning with a kiss.
Did you know math is just like sex? First you have to Subtract your clothes, Add yourself to the bed, Divide your legs, then there's a 50 % chance that you will multiply.
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.