This morning I saw a flower and I thought it was the most beautiful thing i have ever seen; until I met you...
I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access.
My life is a jigsaw puzzle and you're my missing piece.
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one from you.
Sex with you is so good that we should celebrate it by having sex.
Hey girl, take your time gwtting ready. I'll just sit here and pray the rosary. You're worth waiting decades for.
I've loved girls before, but never have I been in love. Not until I met you.
You know what would be great? Talking to you.
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.
My love, when you suffer an eye disease, do you go to an ophthalmologist or to a jeweler?