So what haven't you been told tonight?
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
I believe that it was Socrates who opined, "Know thyself." Well, I already know myself, how about I get to know you?
You know I wish I can be with you everyday for 8 days a week and 25 hours a day. I never seem to get enough of you.
You're like the top of an AMD Athlon...very hot.
Are you lonely? Because I'm an app for that.
When I said I'd die single, I only meant that I didn't think I'd live long enough until I found you.
Let's go on a date to see how expensive everything has gotten since we were actually single.
You're on my list of things to do tonight.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.