Best pick up lines ever

I might need life alert, because I've fallen in love with you and can't get up.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, cute, funny
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Baby you give my electrons a positive charge.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, physics
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
If you have an empty slot, I have the card to fill it.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: science, dirty, corny, nerdy
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, chemistry, science
Just call me baby, cause I wanna be inside you for the next 9 months.
Would you like to actively engage in mock procreation?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
Put down that cupcake...you're sweet enough already.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Would you prefer to fight 100 duck size horses or 1 horse size duck?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cute, funny
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