Your so hot when i look at you I get a tan.
What's wrong? You're looking a little sad and gloomy. What you need is some vitamin ME.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my willy-warmer. Do you mind if I try you on for size?
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
Let's have a party and invite your pants to come on down.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Like the ideal vacuum, you're the only thing in my universe.