I want to put you on a pedestal and not just so I can look up your skirt.
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
WebMD says your love is contagious.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
That's a nice smile. It'd look better if it was all you were wearing!
This must be the 8th castle because I just found my princess.
I promise to be so faithful to you that you'll have to find a different reason to dump me.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.