I wanna duet with you.
If I said you had a monoclonal antibody, would you hold it against me?
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Emphysema puffs pink, chronic bronchitis makes you blue, but no COPD makes me as breathless as you.
Write the following on a napkin and give it to a cute girl: "Smile if you want to have sex with me." Watch her smile!
If you wake up one day and were asked to have a wish, what would it be? Mine would be that our love would last until you see an apple in an orange tree.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees.
I love you too much, but I don't know how to love you less.
Let's play a love game. I'll be Alejandro, you be Lady Gaga and I'll let you take a ride on my disco stick. Composers always score.