I don't know if you study the stars, but the odds that you're coming home with me are astronomical.
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.
(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
Are you french-horny for my trom-boner?
Even though I saw you just for a second, it made my day.
When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
Hey, do you exercise? Can I be your thighmaster?
Dammn baby are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise.
You know, less teeth means more tongue!
Hey, how 'bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.