You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.
Need someone to listen to you complain about that bitch from work for an hour?
You make my heart go staccato.
I can help you out with some alternate fingerings if you like?
You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.
Guy: Can I see your hand? I want to tell you your fortune (taking girl's hand and writing phone number on it) Guy: There's your future.
I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.
Game of hide the sausage?