I blame your perfect breasts for my inability to focus during our conversations.
Since chocolate is toxic to me, how 'bout a little sugar?
I cannot stop thinking about you even if I was guaranteed to hit the jackpot if I did.
I heard that good looks can kill...So, please don't look at me. I don't wanna see you die!
Once upon a time, something happened to me. It was the sweetest thing that ever could be, it was a fantasy, a dream come true. It was the day I met you!
I named my hard drive dat ass so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back "dat ass" up?
Let's be honest. I would love to pick up baby.
You smell so familiar.
Baby, I've been inspecting your assets alllll day!
I am looking for a leash-free relationship.