Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Somebody call the cops, because it's got to be illegal to look that good!
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok.
Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
If it weren't for that DAMNED sun, you'd be the hottest thing ever created.
Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.
Hey baby, I got the F, the C and the K. All I need now is U!
Are you epinephrine? Cuz baby you make my heart race.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.
What are you making for dinner?
I've loved girls before, but never have I been in love. Not until I met you.