Best pick up lines ever

I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, funny
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I can take my eyes off you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I see you and my life is complete.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, creepy
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
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