I love you almost as much as I love myself (not really, but you're still pretty hot).
You make me happier than when I look at my alarm clock and realize I've got two more hours of sleep.
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I can take my eyes off you.
I see you and my life is complete.
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
Don't ever change. Just get naked.
Are you a flower? Because this honeybee is gonna be sucking you dry tonight.
I'm a medic, I know your body better then you do!
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.