If you were a reed, I'd be a clarinet - I can't function without you latched onto me.
My friends told me that I should ask you out because you can't differentiate.
The way you execute the pizzicato is perfect. Your fingers are so strong!
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
The thought of being wonderfully in love with you, I just can't get it out of my head.
If you tried to free me from your allocated memory I'd become a dangling pointer because girl, I'll never stop writing to you.