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I think that pick-up lines are for people with to much time on their hands. Let's just f**k.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
I didn't think I was a snowman, but you've just made my heart melt.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, clean, cute
You auto-complete me.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
I'm going to have sex with you later, so you might as well be there.
My best toys run on batteries.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, corny, dirty
Forget hydrogen you're my number one element.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, chemistry
Would you like a PUCK?
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Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty
You are my semicolon; always present in everything I do.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, clean
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, clean
I'll marry you tomorrow, but let's honeymoon tonight.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
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