Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
I'm somewhat skeptical you're laughing out loud as much as you claim.
Last night I matched each star with a reason for loving you. I was doing great until I ran out of stars.
One place you've always wanted to visit?
(give a dozen plastic roses) "I'll stop loving you, when these roses die".
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
What is the craziest place you've ever had sex?
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
This cello isn't the only big wood between my legs.
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.