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The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
What are you making for dinner?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I have all of these medals, but what I'd really like to win is your heart.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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