The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
If you were a Dementor, I'd become a criminal just to get your kiss.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
I wanna be a superhero. I wanna be yourman.
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
What are you making for dinner?
I have all of these medals, but what I'd really like to win is your heart.