Do you do Body Combat? Because your body is kick-ass!
My dad was Fred Astaire, and my mom was Ginger Rogers. Would you like to dance?
Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
So this guy says he hates hockey players because they have no tact and are easily distracted, so I...Hey! Babe! Wanna screw?
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Are you Catfishing someone? Just checking...
You can tickle my ivories anytime, baby.
Are you an exception? I bet I can catch you.
I hope you don't mind an unsolicited critique of your dating profile.