Just because you've spent every other night of your life without me doesn't mean anything about tonight.
I'm bigger and better than the Titanic...only 200 woman went down on the Titanic.
Hey, kitten, how about spending some of your nine lives with me?
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
Baby you don't have to sneeze. God already blessed you!
By the way the light is hitting your eyes, I can see myself in them, and damn, I look good!
Pick up a pack of sugar that actually says, "sugar" on it and say, "You dropped your nametag!".
I'm yin and you're yang, we just fit together.
Guy: Hey, are my hands cold? Girl: Why? (Guy reaching out and touching girl's cheek): Because your face is really hot!
I know I'm not a grocery item, but I can tell when you're checking me out.