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I think i left a blowjob at your house. Do you mind if i come by and get it?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, offensive
Damn, girl. You've got the nicest boobs I've seen outside a PGA Tour locker room.
Do you want me to pull it?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, golf
Do you know what my favorite thing in the world is? The second word of this text.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, clean
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry
I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
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