What was the sound? The sound of my underwear flying across the room.
You make me want to be a better man.
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
When I first met you, I honestly didn't know you were gonna be this important to me.
Are you up? (…to have actually stimulating conversation because I am!)
Since we've been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
You are the SDK in my life. I won't compile without you.
You know, I am the Drum Major.
My life is a jigsaw puzzle and you're my missing piece.
Are you a ketchup or mustard kind of guy/girl?