You're so hot you denature my proteins.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.