Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
Hi! You sure are the cutest girl in the room.
Excuse me, but weren't we blissfully married in a past life?
Like Motel 6, I'll leave the light on for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, lava is hot and so are you.
You're definitely on my most wanted list!
(I'm in a relationship.) Let's talk about how we can get you out of that.
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
Are you a formication? Because you're getting under my skin.
I got a queen size bed and Im tired of sleeping alone...