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You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Every time I am close to you, all my problems disappear.
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Pick up line: clean, cute
Hey, that's a cute dress. Do you know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you are beautiful individual.
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Do you want to make millions? Millions of babies!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, funny
When I'm eighty, I'll look back on three big things in my lifes: getting married, having kids and the first time i layed eyes on you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You had me at ruff.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dog, cheesy, corny
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
Our genitalia should get back in touch.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I was gonna say something really sweet about you but when I saw you I was speechless.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
They don't call me Bones because I'm a doctor.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, corny, dirty
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