You want to know how to play the saxophone? Why, it's easy. You just blow a lot and sometimes use your tongue. Would you like to try?
A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her: "I will stop loving you when all the roses die".
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.
Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Where do you hide your halo?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.