Can I take a photo? (Why?) Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was younger.
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
Hi, I have big feet.
Let's play titanic I'll play iceberg and you'll go down.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.