I was taught to call people by name, and I want to call you love.
Sex burns 300 calories per hour, wanna exercise?
You should see the things I do to you in my dreams...
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
Even Santa doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
You're like a bright light and I'm like a bug, because I'm so darn attracted to you.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
Requesting backup!There's some L-O-V-E in progress over here!