Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
Where do you hide your halo?
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.