You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.
If someone wrote a biography on you what would the title be?
Can you do me a favor? Stay beautiful till the next time I see you.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
I'm a great swimmer. Can I demonstrate the breast stroke?
Let's tumblr back to myspace baby....I'll twitter your yahoo until I google on your facebook...Pinterested?
Walk up and say, "Yes?" "What?" "Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I'm the finest thing you have seen all night."
Your boxing model is much better than IE6's.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!