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Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, reverse
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I have lost my heart. I think it is with you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, cheesy
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
So...how hard do you work to look this beautiful?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cheesy
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, funny
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
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