I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.
Let's bypass all the bullshit and just get naked.
I see you and my life is complete.
Wanna couple our equations tonight?
Saying your name is talking about my life.
I'm watching The Notebook and crying and need to be talked off a ledge. Help?
Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You have the best hair in this bar.
Somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!