Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
I heard you like lifting weights, then you'll love to lift these nuts into your mouth.
I have lost my heart. I think it is with you.
Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you're giving me a serious bone condition.
Baby, together U and I make uranium iodide (UI3).
So...how hard do you work to look this beautiful?
I'm no vampire but I'm fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.
If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.