Best pick up lines ever

Tubas. We're twelve times hornier than an ordinary french horn.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
Where do you hide your halo?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Real Talk. Who would you want on your team during a zombie apocalypse?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
I've swallowed so much of your DNA that we now might be related.
I may not speak parseltongue but if you let me Slytherin to your bed I can show you what my tongue can really do!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, corny, dirty
You're so hot that you would make a nuclear reactor melt down.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, physics, nerdy
How does it feel? (What?) To be the only star in the sky.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Want to make a porno? We don't have to tape it.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
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