WebMD says your love is contagious.
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.