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Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny, nerdy
I want to have your litter of puppies.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: dog, clean, cute
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: engineering, nerdy, corny
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, dirty
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
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