I love you like pigs love mud.
I want you more then a Popsicle on a hot summer day.
I think your parents might be aliens to make such an "out-of-the-world" woman.
Are you a virgin? [No] Prove it!
I found this [lace glove, rosary, etc.] on the floor at the club last night, is it yours? Well, if it's not, I'd like to give it to you anyway.
I don't know your name but I'm sure it is as beautiful as you are.
Are you the mirror of Erised? Cause when I look at you, I can kind of see you naked?
Baby, is your name Oscar? Cause I want you so bad.
I just called an ambulance because you made my heart skip a beat.
You're like a Pringle. Once I pop ya, I just can't stop ya.