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WebMD says your love is contagious.
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Pick up line: engineering, clean, corny
If you were sin^2x and I was cos^2x, then together we'd make one.
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Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that!
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny
I'm so glad that life is in HD so that I can enjoy every stunning pixel of you.
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Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
I had a pick up line but, your beautiful eyes continue to interrupt me.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
I would fuck you so hard, you'd learn from it.
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Pick up line: dirty, inappropriate
My love is like an exponential curve - it's unbounded.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy, math
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty
I'm not perfect. But I'm loyal.
83.96 % 25 votes
Pick up line: clean
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