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Your belly button is in the wrong place! It should be on top on mine!
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Pick up line: corny, funny
Baby, you don't need defense against my dark arts.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
You know why Men are so much sexier than women? Because you can't spell sexy without "xy".
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Pick up line: biology, nerdy, science
If I'm a pain in your ass… We can just add more lube.
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Pick up line: dirty, funny, cheesy
My mother told me to never look at pretty girls because I will turn into a statue. In fact I feel myself getting hard right now.
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Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty, weird
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
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