Where's the 'like' button for that smile?
I want to have your litter of puppies.
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
I'm the flower, you're the bee. Why don't you suck the sweet pollen right out of me?
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
I hope you don't mind cheesy pick-up lines, because if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple.
You look so good, you're making my crotch rise from the dead.
So, did you hear the one about the guy and the girl who had the most sexual relationship? (No.) Well then, let's go to my place and I'll tell you all about it.
Do you believe in love at first set...or should I curl this barbell 15 more times?
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)