Best pick up lines ever

You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I'm trying to learn HTML... How To Meet Ladies, could I get your name?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, cheesy, corny
Ever heard of Metalica? Because you could ride my lightning.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, music
The only colossal titan is the one in my pants.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I'll give you sudo access.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I might be a little donkey...but I'm still a donkey.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, funny
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
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