Best pick up lines ever

Do you do carpeting? Because I'm looking for a deep shag.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, cheesy
You're like finding the perfect audition piece; rare, beautiful, and well worth the search.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
Medics know how to pick you up 5 different ways.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy
Wow. You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
Thinking about you is like breathing. It can't stop and it's essential for my survival.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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