You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
This Santa has something special in the sack for you!
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
For the last 24 hours, 1440 minutes, 86400 seconds, I've missed you.
I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
I must be Clarkson because I'm falling for you.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!