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You are what I want for Christmas.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
Your name is Leslie? Look, I can spell your name on my calculator!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, nerdy, math
They say swimming promotes good body posture and fluid movements, but have you ever noticed how the ducks walk?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: funny
Are you the arena? Because I'm about to enter you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Sorry, I have trouble expressing myself. I just think you are the most gorgeous person I've ever met.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Hey, where are you going? (Home.) You're not just going to leave me here like this, are you?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
You are so beautiful even the leaves fall for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
How about we get into some Treble and go to Third Bass.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, music, dirty
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