I have a problem. I went grocery shopping and there's no way I can carry all of these bags inside by myself. Wanna do a stranger a solid? I can wait...
You lack of a Facebook photo makes me wonder if you're shy, a wanted criminal, or just intensely unattractive.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
Why didn't God keep you when he had the chance?
Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
I thought joking about a threesome might not lead to not joking about a threesome.
If magic existed, it would be in your eyes.
Is the rest of you as pretty as your eyes?
Hi, you are my Turn Key Project.