Is there a mine around here? [No] Cause I just found a diamond!
In a relationship, I only want three things: eyes that won't cry, lips that won't lie, and love that won't die.
You should try my famous candy-corn chowder. Wanna come over for dinner next Friday?
If you think I'm hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
You put the SPARC in my workstation.
I don't know what Quidditch position you play, but you sure look like a keeper.
I wish I had parachute, because I'm falling bad for you!
I don't always use food pickup lines but when i do, they're extra cheesy.
Roses are red, tomatoes are redder, I think we both know, I like you way better.