Big spoon or small spoon?
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You are what I want for Christmas.
I know this is the closes we've ever been...So why do I feel so far away.
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
You are the only fish in the sea for me.