Best pick up lines ever

I heard your ankles were having a party… want to invite your pants down?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, dirty
I hope you're a plumber, 'cause you got my pipe leaking.
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
You're getting a long one tonight, and I'm not talking about the Home Run Derby.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty
If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
You're so saxy.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, corny, funny
Do you play the vibraphone? Because I've been getting good vibes from you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, cute
Can I buy you a health potion to get things in motion?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny, funny
Do you want to know what's the best thing in my life? It's the first word of this sentence.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
They call me coffee because I grind so fine.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean
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