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Big spoon or small spoon?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, dirty
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, cute, doctor
Believe me...if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You are what I want for Christmas.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
I know this is the closes we've ever been...So why do I feel so far away.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Hey, just finished 873 pushups, pretty tired.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, corny
You are the only fish in the sea for me.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
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