Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to spread them!
Be honest. Which member of 1D is your fave?
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?
You can put a Trojan on my Hard Drive anytime.
You defragment my life.
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
Hey baby, my name is Legato. You know why? Because I'm smooth.
Can I authenticate into your API?