Hey baby! Do you have a lawyer? Cause you just stole my heart.
Hey babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
Dang girl...as much as I hate to see you leave..I love watching you walk away.
You seem awesome and I like awesome people.
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
I wanna attenuate that taint, if you know what I mean.
I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!
Hey maybe we skip the date and go straight into liquidated damages.