There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
Big spoon or small spoon?
If you can dance, you have my hand, but if you can sing, you have my heart.
You've got more curves than a triple integral.
Damn girl I'd love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Are you a doctor? Cause you just cured my erectile dysfunction.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate... Well, here I am!
Do you want to know what's always up and never gets tired? My dick.
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.