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Hey baby, I think you just made my two by four into a four by eight.
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Pick up line: corny, dirty
I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Guy: Do you have room in your life for another friend? Girl: Sure. Guy: Wait, I have a better idea, what about a best friend? Girl: Ok. Guy: Wait, I have an even BETTER idea. How about a boyfriend?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I'll disappear in the morning.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
There is only one way how to get rid of temptation -to give into it.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, dirty
I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny
Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight?
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Hershey's makes millions of kisses a day...all I'm asking for is one from you.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are.
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
You're hotter than a data center!
84.80 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, nerdy
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