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How much does a polar bear weigh? Roughly about 300 to 660 pounds, based on my research on the web.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
Do you have rubbers at your house or should I pull out?
Do you want to play volleyball, I have two balls you can play with.
Hello, can I offer you eight inches of strength and sensitivity?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
If I am a scatter plot, your curve is the best fit girl.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, corny
Call me Eric Clapton, cause I'll pluck your heart strings.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I know you're busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, funny
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, nerdy, science
Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: funny, inappropriate
Ever tried those weird prickly condoms?
83.88 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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