Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
If I say just hi with a smiley face, will you ignore me?
Excuse me, but I DO think it's time we met.
Heaven is looking for a #1 angel and I just found her.
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
You're beautiful like a beautiful piece of pizza.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
We are programmed for each other baby!
Are you a angel? Cause I'm allergic to feathers * fake sneeze *