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I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy, clean
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry
I think I love you but I can't be sure until I kiss you...
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Although you seem content, you also seem quite alone over here. Can I interrupt your reverie?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, corny, cheesy
I'm not allowed to bet but If I could I'd bet on you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean, corny, cheesy
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse, weird
I will fondle your vesicles while you caress my golgi body.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, biology, cute
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