I may annoy you, and you might want to kill me... I give you permission, but on one condition. Don't shoot me in the heart, because that's where you are!
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If you cannot sleep at night, don't count stars, count on me.
Are you a guitar player? Because you just plucked my heart strings.
I could flirt with you, but I'd rather allure you with my awkwardness.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call my mom and tell I just met the girl of my dreams.
Can I borrow a quarter? "What for?" I want to call your mother and thank her.
Damn girl, I thought diamonds were pretty until I laid my eyes on you!
My life is so sad and lonley. (Why?) Because you are not in it.
You know what would look cute? You and I, on a wedding cake together.