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The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
Hello how are you? [Fine] Hey, I didn't ask you how you looked!
Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.
Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you.
If loving you was a crime, I would be in prison forever.
You give Lipton's theory of loveliness new meaning.
Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
Baby, if you let me pump my H+ ions into your intermembrane space, it would induce a massive conformational change in my f1 complex.