I think you have something on your butt. Oh wait that's just my eyes.
Man should always have the most important things with him. Now I just don't know how can I fit you in my backpack.
Let's relax tonight by spending two hours trying to find something to watch on Netflix.
Are you gaffe tape? Because you hold me together.
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
May I end this sentence with a proposition?
Will you go out with me this Saturday?
How about you come back to my place so I can touch your naboobies.
I hear voices, too. Voices that say: "If you don't kiss her soon, you're a chump".
If we were connected on Linkedin, I'd endorse you all night long.