If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see dozen of the most beautiful things.
If I walked a milimeter for everytime I thought of you, I would have walked across the Earth a million times.
I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.
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There's not a crate strong enough in the world to keep me from you.
I wanna be the pericardium that embraces your heart.
I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me.
My recipe for love is one cup of you, one cup of me, knead till hard, and serve hot.
If you're here, who's running heaven?