I heard you like bonfires, well I'll supply the wood.
Want to go get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Hey, officer, give me a ticket, because I'm in your restricted area.
Not even Darwin could explain our love evolution.
If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
The only thing I'm committed to are my commitment issues.
My love for you burns like a dying phoenix.
I think about you when I masturbate.
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.