If I were a cop, I'd arrest you.
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This may seem corny but you make me horny.
I challenge you to pleasure me in the bedroom as much as my air conditioner does.
I was hesitant to message you because of how pointy your elbows are. I caved in and messaged you because I'm trying to better myself and become less discriminating. So I'm willing to give you a shot, pointy elbows and all.
Let's get you on the naughty list.
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
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Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.