Can you lend me your smile?
I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
You're more perfect than the key of C.
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
Why it's not a good ideal to pick up dates online? Because you can receive a virus.
Baby, you're like Katy Perry's single "California Gurls" (Why's that?) Cause I just can't get you out of my head!
Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip.
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
My house is definitely not a palace, but you are the princess of my heart.