You know, I think a true relationship is two unperfect people refusing to give up on each other.
If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If i were a function you would be my asymptote - I always tend towards you.
Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
Fat penguin. [What?] I just wanted to say something to break the ice.
I'd tell you a story about my penis... But it's to long.
You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
You. Me. At the dam snack bar in 5.
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
When I'm seeing double, you're twice as hot.