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If I didn't come up here and make you laugh – I would kick myself for days on end.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
I'm not trying to pressure you. I don't want to have sex without mutual consent; oh and by the way, you have my consent.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
I came over because I notice your chakra use is limited, and well let's just say I really know how to get your chakra flowing.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
You should buy me a dictionary, because since I saw you I ran out of words.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cute
If I said I'd like to score on you tonight would you think I was being too forward?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy, hockey, dirty
Are you a 30 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: math, nerdy, cheesy
I believe you and I could prove the "Lock and Key" model later tonight.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, nerdy
Did I ever tell you that you are my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. (start singing) I can fly higher than an eagle! (talking) Because (the person's name), you are the wind beneath my wings.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Want to be my substrate/enzyme?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, nerdy, corny
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, offensive
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