Best pick up lines ever

Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
I'll bet my hard drive is the biggest you've ever seen.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, nerdy
You bring out the best in me.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty
Baby, you're so hot, you make the equator look like the north pole.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
I'm the kind of man who deserves to have women I don't deserve.
86.34 % 17 votes

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: funny
Why workout in the gym when you can workout in bed with me?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
You're my harbor.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you!
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird, reverse
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