Best pick up lines ever

I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, inappropriate
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, biology, science
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
How many positions can you get into?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, nerdy
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: creepy, dirty
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, doctor
I want you in my mouth.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty
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