I'd date you so hard, then marry the shit out of you.
Hey baby, wanna form a zygote?
Baby! You're sweeter than fructose.
How many positions can you get into?
If you were a baker, I'd fill your buns with cream.
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
What is long and hard, and right behind you?
(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don't we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?