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Thanks for not lying on your online profile.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Dance? Well…Let me read you the story tonight when I tuck us into bed!
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Kiss me now if you think that I got it all wrong. But vampires exist, right?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You are not a woman, you are an essence.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck...(wait for a second for her reaction)...ing drink?
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
Me and you would undergo a more energetic reaction then Potassium and water.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: chemistry
One day, I will take you out and it will be unforgettable.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean
I have some hard code I want to try your compiler on.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy
Hey baby, lets make like Common Tones and i'll Resolve to take you Home.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
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