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What better alibi could you have than spending the night with me?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
You smell...We should go take a shower together.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: biology, cute, nerdy
I'd like to transfigure you into my cloak. That way I can have you wrapped around me all day.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy
If beauty were sunlight, you'd shine from a million light-years away.
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: science, physics, clean
Hey baby, what's your sine?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, math, science, nerdy
I'm in the mood for pizza... a pizza you, that is!
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
Baby, I'm like a firefighter, I find 'em hot and leave 'em wet!
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: dirty
What's your GPA?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean
When I was walking by, I noticed you stalking so...what's up?
87.00 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, funny
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