If splendor were time, you'd be infinity.
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
Hey girl, you'll always be on my L1 cache.
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
You're the CSS to my HTML.
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.