Best pick up lines ever

If splendor were time, you'd be infinity.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean
Today is your lucky day. I'm going to give you the satisfaction of turning me down. Go ahead. I dare you.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I'd tap that snare drum.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, corny, dirty
You NP-complete me.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, corny, nerdy
If you were a volleyball girl, I'd wear your shirt in the off season.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute
Hey girl, you'll always be on my L1 cache.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy, corny
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, physics, weird
I need more than 140 characters to tell you how beautiful you are.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You're the CSS to my HTML.
86.34 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, clean, cute
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my butt? Some little kid with wings shot me.
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