(While holding a flower) Hi. I was just showing this rose what beautiful looks like.
I spend 16 hours a day thinking about you and 8 hours dreaming of you.
You make my dopamine levels all silly.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
Dang girl...as much as I hate to see you leave..I love watching you walk away.
Finally after 20 years of studies i found X in you – The X factor of my life.
I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I've converted to divine revelation.
Your lips are kinda wrinkled. Mind if I press them?
I'll let you use my Death Note if you go on a date with me.
You like piercings, huh? Well how about I pierce your anus with my cock?