If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of advice, what would it be?
You give me more jolt than a mitochondria!
When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Girl you are like a high amperage current and Ima high resistance wire, cause u got me hot.
You're so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
I wish they had a stationary bike built for two here.
Roses are red, violets are blue. There are 7 billion in the world, but none compare to you.
Let's make some sweet music together, honey.
Our platonic relationship really turns me on.