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I've been noticing you not noticing me.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: funny
Can I have directions? [To where?] To your heart.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
You get me even more aroused than a political commentator gets during a government shutdown.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy
There's side view, rear view, and what else? I loview.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, cute, funny
Most people would agree that society these days has lost a bit of it's civility. It's a shame. You have excellent posture.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: clean, nerdy
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
85.61 % 16 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!
85.52 % 28 votes
Pick up line: funny
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.
85.10 % 47 votes
Pick up line: cute, clean
One, two, three, four, I declare a tongue war.
85.04 % 27 votes
Pick up line: funny
Is your name Angel? Because I'd die just to be with you.
85.04 % 27 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean, corny
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