You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?