Weird pick up lines

You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cute, weird, cheesy
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, dirty, weird
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
I'm alien, can I probe you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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