I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.