Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.