You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
I'm the best in rapid clothing removal.
Are you emotionally unavailable or emotionally damaged?
Would you have talked to me in middle school, or just stared at me awkwardly from across the cafeteria? No judgement.
So who/what do you blame your dating profile on?
Do you work for NASA? Because you're outta this world!