It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.