Do you sleep on your stomach? [No.] Can I?
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
I've got you in my sights, and I'm not letting go.
I'm alien, can I probe you?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.