I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?