Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Hey girl, wanna blow my trombone?
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
The longer you stay, the more zombies appear.
I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on FourSquare.