Weird pick up lines

Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy, weird
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, clean, funny, weird
The tenderness in your eyes suffocates my heart.
Hey baby, you know "One more time" doesn't really mean one more time.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: music, weird
I see you feel angry. Here's my body, punch me all you want until you released all the anger. You'll hug me afterwards.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
74.15 % 24 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, creepy, weird
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
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