Weird pick up lines

I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
75.36 % 19 votes
Pick up line: cute, corny, weird
I am an organ donor, need anything?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: doctor, creepy, weird
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, science, physics, weird
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, nerdy, weird
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cute, weird, nerdy, biology, science
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: funny, weird, hockey
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
74.24 % 18 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, nerdy, weird
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