Go practise some aural so you can get all the pitches.
I miss things from you that have not happened yet.
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.