Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
I have only three months to live...
(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.