Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
You defragment my life.
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
You've got beautiful veins.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!