Weird pick up lines

They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, weird
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: science, nerdy, weird
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: haloween, corny, weird
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
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