Weird pick up lines

Hi, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get sexual.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird, creepy
I'm a zombie, can I eat you out?
Do you need a medic? Cause my dick is hard for you.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cute
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
If you were a graphics calculator, I'd look at your curves all day long!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, nerdy, math, weird
If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in?
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: corny, creepy, dirty, funny, weird
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