They say a knight is always as hard as his armor.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!