I may not be vampire, but I sure know how to suck.
I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
How about we drop the gloves and go at it?
Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
That skeleton over there said he'd get your number for me, but he didn't have the guts, so here I am.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?