Girl, are you a cop? [No] Cause you're America's Finest.
(Take a photo of her) I want to show my mom what my next girlfriend looks like.
What do you want for Christmas? A date with you!
Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
I'd ask for your number but your shirt has ice cream on it & I'm lactose intolerant.
Is your name Katrina? [No, why?] 'Cuz baby, you rock me like a hurricane!
Settle down, sugar. I'm diabetic.
Somebody needs to write explosive on you, cuz your the bomb!
Oooh, you're lookin' fine. Not in the good way, in the "you'll do" way.
Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.