Weird pick up lines

Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: doctor, funny, weird
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, corny, funny, doctor, weird
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, funny, reverse, weird
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny, weird
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, clean, reverse, weird
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
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