Where there is a pulse there is a chance.
No that's not an epi-pen in my pants, I'm just happy to see you.
Do you have a can opener? My dick is about to pop.
The FBI wants to steal my p****. Can I hide it inside your thing?
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
It's a good thing you've got evaporative cooling, cause i'm gonna make you sweat.
If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
You wanna know what's big? (Pause) My house you weirdo!