Weird pick up lines

Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
76.63 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, math, nerdy, weird
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, cute, nerdy, weird
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, reverse, weird
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: corny, dirty, cute, weird
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
76.39 % 20 votes
Pick up line: lawyer, corny, weird
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, weird
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