Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than calculus.
Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth!
Hey baby, can I be your enzyme? Because my active site is dying for a chemical reaction.
Do you work at McDonalds? Cuz I want u to be in my happy-meal!
You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.
Can I walk through your bushes and climb your mountains?
You're so fine you make my whole courtroom out of order.
No one else can cut off your clothes, restrain you, and sedate you like a medic can...Wanna play?
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
Are you a banana? Because I find you a-peeling.