Girl, I can sustain an objection for almost four hours.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.