Weird pick up lines

I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird, reverse
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, creepy, dirty
I just lost my job and may be Baroque, but that doesn't mean I can't show you a good time.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, clean, weird
You defragment my life.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: engineering, weird
If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I'm brave enough to ask you out!
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: nerdy, weird, corny
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
If I was a dog, would you help me bury my bone?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy, weird
I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
You've got beautiful veins.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, corny, weird
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