I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
Are you a Jedi? Because I swear my lightsaber felt a disturbance in the force.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
I want to stick to u like glue-cose.
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?