I wanna floss with your pubic hair.
I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly because I like you.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
You are as hot as my mother.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.