I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
Do you like short love affairs? I hate them - I've got all weekend.
I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart.
Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
You are as hot as my mother.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.