Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
You are as hot as my mother.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.