Weird pick up lines

I need to practice my trauma assessments. Will you be my patient?
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: doctor, cheesy, weird
Go practise some aural so you can get all the pitches.
73.02 % 17 votes
Pick up line: music, cheesy, weird
Do you have any change? I have to call my mother I've just met a man of my dreams.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, cheesy
You are as hot as my mother.
Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird, cute
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, cute
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, nerdy, clean
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, weird
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird, reverse
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