Weird pick up lines

You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
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