I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
Hey girl, are you my Uncle Gary who lives on a nature preserve and takes mushrooms once a week and talks to insects? Because every time I see you, you give me butterflies.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?