(To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You're like a drug to me. Good thing you're over the counter.
I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
Can I stir your drink? Mind if I use my dick?
I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
I spent over a grand on Viagra today, only to come here and see you and find out that I don't need it after all.
What size shoe you wear babygirl? I'm gonna guess size sexy!
Do you have a name or can I call you mine?
Does my breath smell OK?
I'm not a professional photographer. But I can easily picture us together.