Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?