Weird pick up lines

I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? [Pull your pockets inside out] Would you like to?
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: dirty, funny, reverse, weird
I'm falling in glove with you.
71.09 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, weird
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
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