Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
I wish I could be your shoes, so I could be with you every step of the way.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.