Weird pick up lines

Before you run, I'm not a freak.
Are you a beaver? Cause dam!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer, huh.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny, weird
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, weird
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
I want you to have my children (pause) GREAT! They are in the car outside...
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I wish I could be your shoes, so I could be with you every step of the way.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
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