Weird pick up lines

I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
What color is your shit?
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
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