Weird pick up lines

Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
63.30 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You look like my mom!
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
What color is your shit?
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
51.85 % 22 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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