Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
What color is your shit?