Weird pick up lines

Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
63.30 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
You look like my mom!
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
What color is your shit?
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Do you like tentacles? Because I just drugged your beverage while you weren't paying attention.
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