You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
What color is your shit?
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
You look like my mom!
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.