What color is your shit?
Are you a taxidermist? Ok, wanna try stuffing my kitty anyway?
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
You look like my mom!
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.