Weird pick up lines

You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
63.30 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
What color is your shit?
60.97 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
You look like my mom!
55.20 % 12 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
51.85 % 22 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
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