I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?