Weird pick up lines

This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
You know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo.
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
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