Weird pick up lines

Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, weird
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
You are as hot as my mother.
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