Weird pick up lines

I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, creepy, weird
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, creepy, weird
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
70.08 % 9 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
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