I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
You are as hot as my mother.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.