Are you sure you're not a Dementor? Because I'm sure I'd die if you kissed me.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.
Aren't you the girl/guy who is having sex with that really good looking guy/girl? (No.) Want to be?
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
You are as hot as my mother.