Weird pick up lines

I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
63.30 % 27 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, reverse, weird
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird, reverse
If I kissed you on one cheek, would you turn the other?
62.26 % 11 votes
Pick up line: christian, cheesy, funny, weird
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