I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.
I hope you like dragons, because I'll be draging balls across your face tonight.
Are you a horse? (No.) Can I ride you anyway?
What's my name? People call me "Bar Stool" because of my third leg.
This might sound weird, but you have beautiful hands, are you single?
Are you a Snickers bar? Cause you satisfy me.
If I jumped on your back, would you beat me off?
Did you drop something? [What?] Your conversation, so let's pick it up right here.
I think that we might be related. Let me check for the family birthmark on your chest.