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I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
I might be ugly but I'll treat you right!
66.69 % 13 votes
Pick up line: weird, clean, cute
I like your shape, how'd you like to form a complex organic transition state?
You're like baseball: I'd love to play you in front of a crowd.
65.66 % 17 votes
Pick up line: baseball, corny, dirty, weird
You are as hot as my mother.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I wanna give you kids.
You're so fucking sexy! You look just like my mom.
When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
63.98 % 16 votes
Pick up line: hockey, funny, weird
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