Weird pick up lines

Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: doctor, clean, corny, cute, weird
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
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