If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot. [Why?] Because I'd always miss you.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
You look like a female version of Nicolas Cage.
I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got fine written all over you.