Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
I need a heart surgery because your love is blocking my blood circulation!
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
I've been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.