Weird pick up lines

Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain. Wet and begging me to come inside...
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird, cute
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, cute
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, nerdy, clean
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: tinder, corny, weird
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird, reverse
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, corny, clean
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
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