Weird pick up lines

Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird, reverse
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: weird, corny, clean
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?
Stop, drop, and roll, baby. You are on fire.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: reverse, weird, cheesy
Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird, cheesy, reverse, cute
I named my dick "the truth" cause bitches can't handle it!
When a penguin finds its mate they stay together for the rest of their lives. Will you be my penguin?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cute, weird
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off.
You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, science
Are you a weeping angel? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
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