Weird pick up lines

Girl pick up your saddle because you can ride my pony all night long.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, weird
Fuck me, I'm beautiful enough to be with you all night.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: dirty, weird
I suffer from germaphobia but I would take the risk to kiss you.
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
In my nursing class we just learned how to bathe people...can I practice on you?
71.67 % 16 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
As long as I have a face, u always have a place to sit.
I'm not wearing any socks and I'm wearing panties to match...
70.62 % 35 votes
Pick up line: weird, dirty
Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird, funny
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
70.18 % 15 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
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