Can I borrow a mobile? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the person I'm going to marry.
I'd suck your dads dick just to get to know the recipe.
I want you like my dog outside in the rain.
Wet and begging me to come inside...
My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.
Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
Forgive my Kirk-like boldness, but you want to go back to my mom's place and watch Dr. Who?
Hey, we're a match! Does this mean we're dating now? Give me a second; I need to change my Facebook relationship status.
Do you have a job? I need a woman who can support me while I play video games all day.
I can't wait to introduce you to my mom.
Is swiping right our first commitment to each other? Am I allowed to swipe right with other girls or is that cheating?