Weird pick up lines

Hey, my name's [insert your name here] and I can disappoint you in ways you've never imagined.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, weird
How did your parents create you? I want to know how to make my children as beautiful as you are.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, weird
Hey Girl If you were a book then I wouldn't be able to read you, cause your print is so fine.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Your name is Laura, huh? Can I call you Laura? Really, what time?
'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: clean, weird
It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, weird
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, clean, weird
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