If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
If you thought Disneyland was the happiest place on earth, you haven't been in my pants yet!
I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?
Let me eat you for an hour. If you don't want to have sex after that, we won't.
Do you have any tacos on you? (No.) In that case, will you make out with me?
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!