Weird pick up lines

It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, weird
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, cute, weird
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: football, corny, weird
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: hockey, clean, weird
Hey Cutie, ever do it in a sleigh?
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, corny, weird
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: corny, nerdy, weird
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
78.20 % 22 votes
Pick up line: chemistry, cheesy, nerdy, weird
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