If I was your boyfriend I would be an atheist, because I would have nothing else to ask God for.
What's the weirdest message you've ever gotten on here from someone?
What's that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey it'not coming off!
What's a girl like you doing in a place like this when there's a Farscape marathon on right now on the Sci Fi channel?
If you were an ebay auction, I'd totally 'buy it now'.
I am an organ donor, need anything?
Why don't we measure the coefficient of static friction between me and you?
I see you feel angry. Here's my body, punch me all you want until you released all the anger. You'll hug me afterwards.
If you were a laser, you'd be set on stunning.
Sex is a killer...want to die happy?