It hurts! (What hurts?) When you tore out my heart and threw it across the room!
Do you have a sewing kit? (No, why?) Because I'm ripped!
I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
My wife calls me Gordie Wowe!
You're so sexy and that's a deadly sin!
Let's be people that can't stand each other with benefits.
Someday I'd like you to be my emergency contact person.
You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.